This year for the holiday season, Jen made me the BEST tree ornament. I mean, I have a tree I bought from Target for $11.00 several years ago and I’ve been slowly collecting ornaments for it. I’m up to seven. This ornament is for sure the new centerpiece of my tree.
Also, for the record. Best Brisket at Jen’s house.
In Japan, they have these lovely little stand up bars that hold about 8 people max. It’s kinda the perfect scene. So listen to this episode to find out who we would pick for the celebrities to join us at our stand up bar.
Our craft this week is coasters for this beautiful bar. When Jen was in Osaka, she took a pick of his beautiful standup bar named Oui. If you get a chance to go, please do! The bartender was kind to us ridiculous foreigners.
Thanks for being patient with us as we are figuring out some technical difficulties on our end uploading some gems of a podcast. This week we talk about tattoos. Because we simply love them. Who doesn’t love a great peace of art that means something on your body? And being with people while getting tattooed? Stuff dreams are made of people.
Here are links to our favorite tattoo artists that we mention in this episode:
This week we discussed what bands we would want at our goodbye party for our jobs. Cause every social worker dreams about rage quitting at least once a week. And want to have money to throw themselves a party as they leave. Because, let’s face it, we are sick of potlucks. That’s just how we do things in this overworked and under paid field. Of course, Jen couldn’t pick just one, she had to pick an opener. Here’s the our goodbye poster, enjoy!!!!!!
Do you have craft fails? Are they spectacular? Do they make you miss Regretsy? Because this one was a total failure for me.
First, both Jen and I confess that neither of us can actually wear headbands. I mean, that should have been a clue to myself that this one was going to be a NO GO. I did my research. I looked on Pinterest for ideas about how I could make the perfect headband that would fit my weird head. I bought my materials. I trialed and error-ed. I bought a headband at Target that I thought might stay on my head and if it did, I’d try to reconstruct it. I’m not going to show you my failure, I’m not that vulnerable.
Well, fuck all that shit. This head can’t handle a headband. Ponytails for life!
Everyone has embarrassing kid stories. Mine is quite the gem. It involves a porta potty. Entrigued? You should be. The one person who I think who could retell this traumatic experience in a hilarious way would be Jessica Williams. Take a listen and then just imagine how Jessica would spin this delightful yarn. In honoring her, we’ve created this notebook. Face your fears and turn it into celebrity crafting gold people!
Instructions on how to make your own are quite simple:
Step 1: Buy a notebook
Step 2: Print out pictures for said notebook
Step 3: Modge Podge the shit out of those pictures on the notebook
Step 4: Let that baby dry and write traumatically funny stories in it.
This episode centers around a rollerskating birthday party. Yep. It’s real. Especially for people turning 40 like our wonderful, talented, and amazing friend Kate. I know you wish you could have been there. But you too at home can create your very own leg warmers to match whatever magical outfit you choose to wear at your next rollerskating birthday party. They are a quick knit and totally worth it!
Here is a picture of Kate’s gorgeous gam covers. I made up my own pattern by by morphing a couple of free ones online. If you are a person that needs a pattern, here’s a link to a pattern that is similar. I recommend using bulky yarn and size 13 needles cause they knit up quick that way.